35 Reasons Which Led to Ban Of Google

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This is a funny post which shows you the 35 reasons given by turkey government to its people when asked for the reason of Google ban in their country .

codes.google.com                     -I know, you don’t need codes

pages.google.com                     -Surf the government pages

video.google.com                     -Use you tube .Oops sorry use something else.

translate.google.com               -Why do you need to translate anything

docs.google.com                        -Use paper if you need.

sites.google.com                         -Sites ? Why?

books.google.com                       -You don’t want to read a book, don’t you?

chrome.google.com                    -Use Explorer , I like bugs.

sketchup.google.com                 -It’s forbidden to sketch anything,don;’ you know that ?

froogle.google.com                    -It’s too froogy to use

labs.google.com                          -I just don;t like labs.

mars.google.com                        -Do you rally go to mars.

moon.google.com                        -What do you do by knowing about it?

notebook.google.com                 -Note that,there noo book

toolbar.google.com                     -You can borrow my hammer if it’s necessary

browsersync.google.com          -Browser ?what is it?

catalog.google.com                     -Read government catalogs

codesearch.google.com            -I will find your code if you want.

knol.google.com                          -What do you do with a troll?

dir.google.com                             -It’s so boring .You don’t need it

apengine.google.com                 -Somebody said engine ?Give me oil !!

health.google.com                      -I care about Health care ,not Google

finance.google.com                    -can you borrow me a fifty?

contacts.google.com                  -Ask your headman.

earth.google.com                         - I love firebenders .What the $#@ is earth?

groups.google.com                      -Why are they connectong people ?Let’s Seperate them

shopping.google.com                 -You need shopping too ? Unbelievable!

sky.google.com                             -Look over, there is your sky .

support.google.com                    -I’m Supporting you, you need Google ? What a shame …

tools.google.com                          -Where is my hammer?

wap.google.com                            -Wap is wap?

answers.google.com                    -You have questions ?They are also banned .

google-analystics.com                -I’m the analyser here ,OK?

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